Donald Rumsfeld has had a hand in US government determinations of which foods and drugs are and aren’t okay for public consumption. He and Dick Cheney were also involved with CIA mind control experiments in the 1970s. Some food additives Rumsfeld arranged for the FDA to approve cause many ailments in the general public and have neurally toxic effects. Fortunately, he’s also influenced the FDA to approve drugs that deal with those ailments. He’s basically begun the zombie apocalypse by ensuring that most of the masses eat their ways towards becoming zombies.

The good news is that now he’s trying to reverse all our brain damage!

This episode was also combined into the 3rd and final episode available as a PDF here: Making America Greater Than Ever