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 After deciding to compensate for the destruction caused by their war profiteering, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld talk with Veterans and Iraqi children to determine how they can best try to begin righting their wrongs. Then they go after fellow war profiteers to give them the opportunity to join them. Those who refuse quickly learn that the evil in Dick and Donnie is still strong even if now, they choose to use their evil powers for good. Finally, they try to reason with ISIL. Comes with a bonus page sneak peak into the next episode, Soylent Rumsfeld, featuring an upcoming gruesome battle with Hillary Clinton!